Have you been on the receiving end of a bad load of semen? You are not alone. Many people report that the taste of their partners ejaculate is often bad or even unpalatable. Fear not: you are not destined for terrible tasting love liquid.

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While there are no scientific studies that have looked at improving the taste of semen, there are a lot of tips you can try to better your flavor. Everyone has their own particular taste, and this taste can change due to a number of factors. Here are some habits that can contribute to a lousy load:

• Sulfur containing veggies like broccoli, cabbage, cauliflower, asparagus and Brussels sprouts
• Extra spicy/garlicky food
• Cigarettes
• Coffee
• Alcohol
• Red Meat
• Dairy

Try to incorporate these foods for a better blend:

• Fresh fruits like pineapple, melon, mango, papaya
• Citrus fruits like lemons, limes, and oranges
• Pineapple (the most often recommended trick)
• Parsley/Cilantro
• Cinnamon
• Non-sulfur vegetables
• And most importantly water! (flush out...